Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Online Dating Sucks!

This is part of a message I received from someone responding to my profile:

I am tall, well educated and, according to some, still ruggedly handsome. I live and play in downtown Toronto. I take my coffee strong. I prefer my wine red and very dry. I enjoy films 'noir', sometimes violent but that always make you think. I can spend time alone developing intellectually or socializing on a sunny café patio; preferably, accompanied by you in a sun dress. I should warn you that I am a bit wilder then you think. (So have I scared you off yet?)

I seek some one who is intelligent, imaginative, and intuitive. She loves to laugh, tease and be teased. She can be sensual, impulsive, spontaneous, and creative. She should be a lady in public but open to experience a greater range of erotic pleasures behind closed doors. She is not afraid of passion.

Here is my reply to "Mr. Wonderful":

I do not generally take well to people telling me how to dress or what to wear, ever. Why bother warning me that you are "much wilder" than I think? I could not possibly have formed any opinions in that regard within the 30 seconds it took me to read your message.

And no, I am not scared off, just highly offended. Comments of an overly suggestive and/or sexual nature are not, in my opinion, appropriate in this forum. That shared knowledge would come naturally in the process of a mutual acquaintance between two intelligent, open-minded adults.

Unfortunately, that will never happen now, given your crude approach.
Thank the Goddess for the "delete" key. LOL

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:14 p.m.

    He sounds like a writer of bad erotic romance novels.

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  2. Anonymous2:01 p.m.

    Just stumbled upon your blog, courtesy the "next blog" button. Seems we have the same sort replying to personals in Virginia as you have.

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  3. Greg, I think dickheads come in all shapes and sizes and sexes. Thanks for stopping by!

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