Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Online Dating Sucks!

This is part of a message I received from someone responding to my profile:

I am tall, well educated and, according to some, still ruggedly handsome. I live and play in downtown Toronto. I take my coffee strong. I prefer my wine red and very dry. I enjoy films 'noir', sometimes violent but that always make you think. I can spend time alone developing intellectually or socializing on a sunny café patio; preferably, accompanied by you in a sun dress. I should warn you that I am a bit wilder then you think. (So have I scared you off yet?)

I seek some one who is intelligent, imaginative, and intuitive. She loves to laugh, tease and be teased. She can be sensual, impulsive, spontaneous, and creative. She should be a lady in public but open to experience a greater range of erotic pleasures behind closed doors. She is not afraid of passion.

Here is my reply to "Mr. Wonderful":

I do not generally take well to people telling me how to dress or what to wear, ever. Why bother warning me that you are "much wilder" than I think? I could not possibly have formed any opinions in that regard within the 30 seconds it took me to read your message.

And no, I am not scared off, just highly offended. Comments of an overly suggestive and/or sexual nature are not, in my opinion, appropriate in this forum. That shared knowledge would come naturally in the process of a mutual acquaintance between two intelligent, open-minded adults.

Unfortunately, that will never happen now, given your crude approach.
Thank the Goddess for the "delete" key. LOL

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

He sounds like a writer of bad erotic romance novels.

Anonymous said...

Just stumbled upon your blog, courtesy the "next blog" button. Seems we have the same sort replying to personals in Virginia as you have.

Juliana said...

Greg, I think dickheads come in all shapes and sizes and sexes. Thanks for stopping by!