G.O.D.D.E.S.S.

G IS FOR GENUINE

Goddesses are actually real women. Wacky, middle-aged women but real people nonetheless.

O IS FOR OUTGOING

Meeting new people is our specialty! We are especially attractive to women over 40 who want to know how to join in the fun.

D IS FOR DYNAMIC

Everyone wants to know who we are and what we're all about. We only use our powers for good, but mostly to flirt with waiters.

D IS FOR DARING

Nothing actually deters us from doing anything for fun. The only thing that actually scares us is tacky costume jewellery and white pants after Labour Day.

E IS FOR EXTREMELY FABULOUS

There's no doubt about it -- we ARE fabulous. In our dimestore tiaras, flashy feather boas and other fashion accessories, we are the ones you need to watch.

S IS FOR SEXY

Sexiness comes from within and we have more sex appeal than most women you know. It's all in the attitude and the way we wear our tiaras!

S IS FOR SILLY

We don't take ourselves too seriously but apparently some other people do. That's OK. We understand. It's kind of difficult to look the other way when you're in the presence of a Goddess.